NumbNutz69
NumbNutz69
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| Points: | 14.592 |
| Rank: | 67 |
| Opponents defeated: |
3.902 (76.)
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BTB
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509|480 |
4.683 |
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Personal text
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I have been playing this stupid game for many years, under various usernames and servers. Enjoy the game, just remember its just a game and not real life ;-)
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that's what you get for buying a pure bread dog!
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I put up a high voltage fence around my house
My neighbour is dead against it
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I took a job as the head of old McDonald's farm
I'm the CIEIO.
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I've started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are going through the roof.
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My foreign wife spends 16 hours a day hoovering the house, she’s a Slovak
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I had a pet mouse called Elvis but he was caught in a trap.
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Standing in the park today wondering why a Frisbee looks larger the closer it gets, and then it hit me.
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10 years ago I married my best friend
My wife is still furious, but Dave and I were drunk and thought it was funny.
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What do you call a moose with no name?
Anonymous
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A man tried to sell me a coffin yesterday, I said that’s the last thing I need!
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What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labra cadabrador
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Why did the man fall down the well?
Cause he couldn’t see that well. |
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